Gender of A Computer Joke

An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English language. He stated how hurricanes at one time were given feminine names and how ships and planes were usually referred to as “she”. One of the students raised their hand and asked – “What gender is a computer”? The …

Radio Program Joke (true story)

This is from a radio program, a true report of an incident in Michigan: A guy buys a brand new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500 and has $560 monthly payments. He and a friend go duck hunting in winter, and of course all the lakes are frozen. These two guys go out on the lake with …

Wallmart Joke

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, “My elbow hurts like crazy. I guess I better see a doctor.” “Listen, you don’t have to spend that kind of money,” Mike replies. “There’s a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and thecomputer will tell you what’s …

Mental Hospital Joke

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day, while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank like a stone to the bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.When …

Coke Joke

The restaurant we had our lunch has some waiters never stop looking at 2 of us, probably rare to serve foreign tourists. To let them know we are happy with the foods they served, Andy smiles to them and show them a common Universal gesture with a thumb high up representing good. Who knows that …

The Party

was invited to a party/get together of a dear friend of mine. There was a girl there that I had never met before. We were playing card games at the dinner table, and of course the lights were reflecting at everyone’s jewelry. I notice that she had this beautiful engagement ring, and right away I …

Golf Joke

Q: These days, what do you need to shoot to win a professional golf tournament?A: Tiger Woods. Q: What golfing foursome do you never want to be behind?A: Monica Lewinsky because she’s a hooker; O.J. Simpson, since he’s a slicer; Ted Kennedy — he can’t drive over water; and Bill Clinton, because he’ll go for …

The Fridge

A middle eastern man lived in the desert in a tent with his three wives.After many years he manged to buy a second hand fridge and a small generator to power it, so that they can have a little luxury in their lives.A passer by was invited to have a meal and as it was …

Motorcycle

There was this guy who owned a very fast motorcycle. His friends wouldalways tell him, that because he only had one good eye (the other being aglass eye) that if he didn’t slow down when he rides his motorcycle, hewould someday be involved in a serious accident. But the friends’ warningswere to no avail.One day …

Heaven or Earth

”THOSE TEXANS”Gabriel went to the Lord and said, “I have to talk to you. We havesome Texans up here who are causing some real problems …. They’re swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, and they arewearing T-shirts instead of their robes; there’s barbecue sauce andpicante sauce all over everything, especially their T-shirts; …