Kung Fu Kitten

Watch out Kung Fu Panda!, Kung Kittens are in training

Sexy Tennis

Watch out of the balls I mean ball…

Dirty Football

What are they doing there???

Whats he Doing?

Thats Why they love sucker I mean soccer

Perfect Woman And Man

Once upont a time, at a perfect Christmas party, there was a perfect meeting between a perfect man and a perfect woman. They went on a perfect date, and after a perfect courtship, they celebrated a perfect wedding. Their life together was – of course – perfect. Then, one snowy Christmas Eve, the perfect couple …

Application Rejection Reply

Dear Sirs, Thank you for your letter of March 24th. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your company. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising …

Parents Answer About Birth

Another Childbirth Joke….A little girl was writing a report for school on childbirth, and so started to ask her parents questions about how she was born. “Well…” said the girl’s mother, slighly embarassed – “the stork delivered you to the cabbage patch at the bottom of the garden.” “Oh,” said the girl. “Well… how about …

About Childbirth

Commonly Asked Questions About Childbirth A couple of jokes for the parents – everything you ever wanted to know about pregnancy and childbirth. Question: I’m two months pregnant. When will the baby move?Answer: If you’re lucky, it’ll be just after he finishes college. Question: Is it ok to have children after 35?Answer: No! 35 children …

Kids Advice on Love

* “Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work.” — Dick, age 7 * “Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.” — Lynnette, age 8 * “Tell your wife that she looks …

Kids Strategies For Making People Fall In Love With You

* “Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores.” — Del, age 6 * “Shake your hips and hope for the best.” — Camille, age 9 * “Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs…and don’t worry if their parents are right there.” — Manuel, age 8 * …