In the Monastery

A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. “Cold floors,” he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in …

A Day in Hell

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon… Demon: Why so glum chum? Guy: What do you think? I’m in hell. Demon: Hell’s not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here…you a drinkin’ man? Guy: …

The Cowboy

A cowboy rides into town, goes into a bar, has a beer, walks outside and finds his horse has been stolen. He walks into the bar, and fires his gun through the ceiling. “WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERS STOLE MY HOSS?” he yells. No-one answers. “ALRIGHT, I’M GONNA HAVE ANOTHA BEER, AND IF MY HOSS …

Jonah and the Whale

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a …

Casino Roulette Games

Playing roulette games is one of the most popular gambling games, you can even see them in different TV shows. The thing is that it is such a fun game to play. The results are very unpredictable and if you are lucky you can win a lot as much as other games. There is online …

The Veterinarian

Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn’t. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he’d hear that small inner voice trying to reassure him, “Howard. Don’t worry about it. You aren’t the first doctor to sleep …

A funny story about a blonde

A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn’t find it, so she asked a police officer for directions. “Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?” The officer replied, “Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. …

Casino Jokes – Talk Funny Jokes

Las Vegas $500 A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags. “Where are you going?” demands the husband. “To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!” The man pondered for a moment, and then began …

Cheap Eyeglass – Talk Funny Jokes

Jim, my 40-something husband, was playing basketball with friends his age. “Pretty soon,” said one of his teammates, “we’ll have to count it as a basket if the ball just hits the rim.” “Yeah,” Jim agreed. “It’s scary when you have to look through the bottom part of your bifocals to shoot layups and the …

Dentist Joke – Talk Funny Jokes

A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady’s teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves. “Do you know how they make these rubber gloves?” She said: “No, I don’t have any idea.” “Well,” he spoofed, …