Mailbox – Talk Funny Jokes

A blonde went outside to check her mailbox, and her neighbor kept an eye on her, she had no mail, so she went back inside her house. Two minutes later, the same blonde went outside for the 2nd time to check her mailbox, and still, she had no mail, and the neighbor was confused. One …

ABBOTT AND COSTELLO – Talk Funny Jokes

Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbott: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just got my first computer. Abbott: That?s great, Lou. What did you get? Costello: A Pentium II-266, with 40 Megs of RAM, a 2.1 Gig Hard drive, and a 24X CD-ROM. Abbott: That?s terrific, Lou Costello: But I don?t know what any of it means!! Abbott: You …

COMPUTER USERS OVER 40 – Talk Funny Jokes

A computer was something on TV From a Science Fiction show of note A window was something you hated to clean And ram was the father of a goat. Meg was the name of my girlfriend And gig was a job for the nights Now they all mean different things And that really mega bytes. …

REDNECK COMPUTER TERMS – Talk Funny Jokes

Windows 98= Winders 98 OK= ats aw-right Cancel=stopdat Reset=Try er agin My computer=this darned contraption Yes=yep No=noop Go to=over yonder Back=back yonder Help=hep me out here Stop=kwitit Start=crank er up Settings=settins Programs=stuff at duz stuff Documents=stuff ah done did

Lonely Out on the Farm – Talk Funny Jokes

Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Vermont as far from humanity as possible. Sam sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it?s total peace and quiet. After …

Computer Error – Talk Funny Jokes

Take heart, anyone among you who believes you are technologically challenged, you ?ain?t seen nuthin?? yet. This is anexcerpt from a Wall Street Journal article: 1. Compaq is considering changing the command ?Press Any Key? to ?PressReturn Key? because of the flood of calls asking where the ?Any? key is. 2. AST technical support had …

Deer Meat Eaters – Talk Funny Jokes

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and His wife decide that they won?t tell the kids what kind of meat it is but will give them a clue and let them guess. The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so …

A man, an ostrich, and a cat – Talk Funny Jokes

A man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat and sits at the bar. The bartender walks over to them and says, ?What can I get for you?? The man says, ?Iâ??ll have a beer?, the ostrich says, ?Iâ??ll have a beer?, and the cat says, ?Iâ??ll have half a beer and …

The Dog Walk – Talk Funny Jokes

A little girl asked her Mom, ?Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?? Mom replies, ?No, because she is in heat.? ?What?s that mean?? asked the child. ?Go ask your father. I think he?s in the garage.? The little girl goes to the garage and says, ?Dad, may I take …

THE NEW STORK – Talk Funny Jokes

A little boy goes to his father and asks ?Daddy, how was I born?? The father answers, ?Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and …