Kids Idea How Lovers Act

* “Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food.” — Brad, age 8 * “They act mooshy. Like puppy dogs, except puppy dogs don’t wag their tails nearly as much.” — Arnold, age 10 * “All of a sudden, the people get …

Kids Idea About Beauty

Beauty: * “If you want to be loved by somebody who isn’t already in your family, it doesn’t hurt to be beautiful.” — Anita, age 8 * “Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time.” — Christine, age 9 * “It isn’t always how you look. Look at me. …

Kids Idea About Kissing

* “When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down, and they don’t get up for at least an hour.” — Wendy, age 8 * “You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, ’cause she’ll want to have videos …

Kids Idea About Love and Marriage

* “If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don’t want to do it. It takes too long.” — Glenn, age 7 * “Love is like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.” — John, age 9 * “I think you’re supposed to get shot with an arrow …

Motherly Love

Goodbye Mom! A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him. “Pardon me,” she said, “I’m sorry …