LEMONS – Talk Funny Jokes

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job. ?Look Miss,? said the foreman, ?have you any actual experience in picking lemons?? ?Well, as a matter if fact, yes!? she replied? ?I?ve been divorced three times.?

THE BRIDE – Talk Funny Jokes

All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter. Even the priest smiled broadly. As her father gave her …

GATES VS. GM – Talk Funny Jokes

For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on.At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, ?If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all …

Redneck Engineering Exam – Talk Funny Jokes

To view our funny ViDeO?s, click here! 1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10-pound possum 8 inches from the trunk. 2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard? 66 Ford Fairlane, 69 Chevrolet Chevelle, 64 Pontiac …

Golf story – Talk Funny Jokes

Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a restaurant having dinner. Woods turns to Wonder and says, ?How?s the singing career going?? Stevie Wonder replies, ?Not too bad. How?s the golf?? Woods replies, ?Not too bad, I?ve had some problems with my swing, but I think I?ve got that going right now.? Stevie says, ?I …

Funny Story -Talk Funny Jokes

The bathroom scale manufacturer was very proud of the new model being introduced at the trade fair.?Listen to these features: it?s calibrated to one-one-hundredth of a pound; it can measure your height as well, in feet or meters; it gives you a readout via an LED or human-voice simulator; and that?s not all?? ?Very impressive,? …

LOVE THOSE NEWFOUNDLANDERS-Talk Funny Jokes

After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago. Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, British scientists dug …

ACTUAL EXCHANGES BETWEEN PILOTS AND CONTROL TOWERS-Talk Funny Jokes

Tower: ?Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o?clock , 6 miles!? Delta 351: ?Give us another hint! We have digital watches!? Tower: ?TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees.? TWA 2341: ?Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?? Tower: ?Sir, have you ever heard the …

A STUNNING SENIOR MOMENT – Talk Funny Jokes

A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation. ?You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,? the student said, loud enough for many …

CSI Searches for Semen with Blacklight

Guys and Gals, this one is full on nasty, but begging to be watched. A twist on sex, murder and the typical CSI investigative talents. I wonder how the set and character designers got their inspiration. Â Post your comments below if you have any other similar hilarious vidâ??s, pics or jokes (or you can …