THE FRESHMAN – Talk Funny Jokes

The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team. ?Can you tackle?? asked the coach. ?Watch this,? said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters. ?Wow,? said the coach. ?I?m impressed. Can you run?? ?Of course I can run,? said the freshman. He was …

THE SPORTS FAN – Talk Funny Jokes

Alexander Potter was a sports fan whose face was always either buried in the sports pages or transfixed by the television screen. One night as he lay in bed next to his wife watching a football game, she got up, walked across the room and unplugged the television set. ?Hey,? Alex shouted, ?what do you …

YOGI – Talk Funny Jokes

A couple of Yogi Berra?s team mates on the Yankees ball club swear that one night the stocky catcher was horrified to see a baby toppling off the roof of a cottage across the way from him. Yogi dashed over and made a miraculous catch – but then force of habit proved too much for …

THE SCOREBOARD – Talk Funny Jokes

To give you an idea of the kind of season we?ve had, the person who handled our side of the scoreboard was sick for three weeks and nobody noticed.

CUBS – Talk Funny Jokes

The other day was Take Your Daughter To Work day. The Cubs had a fun time, played a little scrimmage against their daughters. Unfortunately they lost, 15-3.

LOOSING CONTROL – Talk Funny Jokes

A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked up to have a talk with him. ?I?ve figured out your problem,? he told the young southpaw. ?You always lose control at the same point in every game.? ?When is that?? ?Right after the National Anthem.?

THE LAST DAYS – Talk Funny Jokes

Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, ?Go up to the first two bedrooms and …

WORK OR PLEASURE – Talk Funny Jokes

The Captain of a Canadian Ship in Esquimalt was about to start the morning briefing to his Staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, he decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get …

SURGERY – Talk Funny Jokes

The pastor asked if any one in the congregation would like to express Praise for answered prayers. A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, ?I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Jim, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was smashed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn?t …

BLACK TESTICLES – Talk Funny Jokes

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. ?Nurse?, he mumbles almost incoherently, from behind the mask. ?Are my testicles black?? Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, ?I don?t know, Sir. I?m only …