Perfect Woman And Man

Once upont a time, at a perfect Christmas party, there was a perfect meeting between a perfect man and a perfect woman. They went on a perfect date, and after a perfect courtship, they celebrated a perfect wedding. Their life together was – of course – perfect. Then, one snowy Christmas Eve, the perfect couple …

Application Rejection Reply

Dear Sirs, Thank you for your letter of March 24th. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your company. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising …

Parents Answer About Birth

Another Childbirth Joke….A little girl was writing a report for school on childbirth, and so started to ask her parents questions about how she was born. “Well…” said the girl’s mother, slighly embarassed – “the stork delivered you to the cabbage patch at the bottom of the garden.” “Oh,” said the girl. “Well… how about …

About Childbirth

Commonly Asked Questions About Childbirth A couple of jokes for the parents – everything you ever wanted to know about pregnancy and childbirth. Question: I’m two months pregnant. When will the baby move?Answer: If you’re lucky, it’ll be just after he finishes college. Question: Is it ok to have children after 35?Answer: No! 35 children …

Kids Advice on Love

* “Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work.” — Dick, age 7 * “Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.” — Lynnette, age 8 * “Tell your wife that she looks …

Kids Idea How Lovers Act

* “Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food.” — Brad, age 8 * “They act mooshy. Like puppy dogs, except puppy dogs don’t wag their tails nearly as much.” — Arnold, age 10 * “All of a sudden, the people get …

Kids Idea About Beauty

Beauty: * “If you want to be loved by somebody who isn’t already in your family, it doesn’t hurt to be beautiful.” — Anita, age 8 * “Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time.” — Christine, age 9 * “It isn’t always how you look. Look at me. …

Kids Idea About Kissing

* “When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down, and they don’t get up for at least an hour.” — Wendy, age 8 * “You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, ’cause she’ll want to have videos …

Kids Idea About Love and Marriage

* “If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don’t want to do it. It takes too long.” — Glenn, age 7 * “Love is like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.” — John, age 9 * “I think you’re supposed to get shot with an arrow …