Playing Casino – Talk Funny Jokes

The Paramedic One day, gambling at a casino buffet, a man suddenly called out, “My son’s choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone! Help!” A man from a nearby table stood up and announced that he was quite experienced at this sort of thing. He stepped over with almost no look of concern at …

Funny Miss Universe Question Jokes Lines – Talk Funny Jokes

How ill you represent our planet in the Miss Galazy pageant? How does the swimsuit portion in our pageant contribute to world peace? If you were to become a butt, what butt would you choose, the right butt or the left butt? Why is there a hole in donut Why do you think the hosts …

Divine Understand – Talk Funny Jokes

A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the shy clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, ?Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.? The biker pulled over and said, ?Build a bridge to Hawaii so I …

Young Couple on the Beach – Talk Funny Jokes

Sent to us from Liana, and yes, thanks Liana, it did make us laugh?. really cute joke A healthy young couple decided they wanted to getmarried would do so at a beautiful warm resort on the beach in theCaribean. All was set up for the ceremony, the guests were inthere chairs slowly sinking in the …

CAUGHT SLEEPING ON THE JOB – Talk Funny Jokes

Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping On The Job 15. ?They told me at the blood bank this might happen.? 14. ?This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about at the last time management course you sent me to.? 13. ?Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper? …

Management Decision – Talk Funny Jokes

The boss was in a quandry. He had to fire somebody. He had it narrowed down to one of two people, Katie or Jack. It was an impossible decision, they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. …

SNL Technical Support Guy – Talk Funny Jokes

This is a classic SNL bit that I found for your entertainment. I have been in technical support, well project management my whole career and I have to say, they really hit this one well? I hope people don?t view me like Nick Burns hahaha. Your computer guy, Nick Burns brings it home with this …

The Stress Laugh – Talk Funny Jokes

This has got to be one of the FUNNIEST freakin videos out there? Recently my father sent me a paper he did on stress management in the work force? I would however like to end off that paper with the following? All the best to my father? hahaha what a laugh this guys has? must …

THE F GOLF GAME-Talk Funny Jokes

A foursome is waiting on the men?s tee while another foursome of ladies is hitting from the ladies? tee. The ladies are taking their time, when finally the last lady is ready to hit the ball. She hacks it 10 feet; goes over to it, whiffs it; and then hacks it maybe another 10 feet; …

MARRIAGE COUNSELLING – Talk Funny Jokes

A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling …