Talk Funny Jokes | The propspector

OfflineMAC1767 Canada (ca) Active MemberActive MemberUser avatarProfilePosts: 134PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:46 am An old prospector shuffled into town leading an old tired mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town to clear his parched throat. He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch …

Talk Funny Jokes | Best Chinese Joke

They are all the same One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says “You Chinese people bombed our Pearl …

Talk Funny Jokes | Rabbi Jokes

The Inland Revenue send their auditor to a synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks and then turns to the Rabbi,” and says, “I noticed that you buy a lot of candles.” “Yes,” answered the Rabbi. “Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?” he asked. “A good question,” noted the Rabbi. …

Talk Funny Jokes | Husband and TV

A husband and wife and their two sons are watching TV. The wife looks at her husband and winks at him, he gets the message and says, “Excuse us for a few minutes boys, we’re going up to our room for a little while.” Pretty soon one of the boys becomes curious, goes upstairs and …

Talk Funny Jokes | Teacher Jokes

One day the teacher wanted the class to use the word definately in a sentence. Suzy raised her hand so she called on her. She said, “The sky is definately blue!” “I’m sorry Suzy thats wrong the sky sometimes turns different colors red ,gray etc.. any body else?” Timmy raised his hand and said, “The …

Talk Funny Jokes | Jack and Shower

‘It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,’ Jack says as he stepped out of the shower. ‘Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?’‘Probably that I married you for your money,’ she replied.

Blonde Car

A blonde’s car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day , so she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two card board men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. …

GRANDMA GOES TO THE COURT!

Defense Attorney: What is your age? Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you? Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up …

Talk Funny Jokes | Drunk Man Jokes

One drunk man comes home at 6:00 AM.His wife is very upset and asks:– I suppose you have a pretty damn good reason to come at 6:00 AM !!!The drunk man replies:-Yup, the breakfast! ============================ Three drunk persons were laying on a railroad. One of them says:-Jesus Christ that’s a fucking high building with a …

Talk Funny Jokes | Blonde Knee

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: “I’ve heard enough of your …