Funny Business Jokes

Business Joke 1 These two construction workers always noticed that their boss always left early on Fridays.

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pinoy jokes, pinoy, tagalog jokes (when asked for a message to her daughter who was allegedly abused by their houseboy) “Don’t worry little angel, big angel is here.” (on what they should do to the houseboy who molested her kid) “He …

Three Wishes

One day, an old woman was sitting in her rocking chair on her front porch. Beside her slept her mangy, old hound, Rex. Suddenly, a genie appeared, startling the old woman.“Old woman,” the genie said, “I felt sorry for you sitting here looking old and tired, so I decided to grant you three wishes.” The …

Alien Visit

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closedfor the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alienaddressed it saying, ‘Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us toyour leader.’ The gas pump, of course, didn’t respond. The younger alien became angry at the lack of …

Engineer and Accountant

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket. “How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asks an accountant. “Watch and you’ll see,” answers an engineer. They all …

Berts New Boots

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, are in Alberta. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife, ‘Notice anything different about me?’ Margaret looks him over, ‘Nope.’ Frustrated Bert storms …

My Dad's Job

Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. “My father is an exotic dancer …

The Tequila

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico . While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, “What is that you just served?” The waiter …

Santa is Quiting

Santa is Quitting T’was the night before Christmas,Old Santa was ****edHe cussed out the elves and threw down his listMiserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks,I have good mind to s**** the whole worksI’ve busted my ass for damn near a yearInstead of “Thanks Santa” what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work …

Talking Clock

Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night a drunk leads the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong. “What’s that big brass gong for?” one of the guests asked. “It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock” the drunk replied. “A talking clock? …